“You bought a pre-mined banker scam run by a bunch of khaki-wearing geriatrics in a WeWork office, who dump on you monthly like it’s a bodily function”
This quote got me 😂😂
Imagine waking up every day in 2025, checking your XRP bag, and still believing:
“We’re early. The banks are coming.”
Bro…
You bought a pre-mined banker scam run by a bunch of khaki-wearing geriatrics in a WeWork office, who dump on you monthly like it’s a bodily function.
You are not a crypto investor.
You are a financial abuse victim with Stockholm Syndrome.
Bitcoiners are waging a revolution against central banks, and you’re over here roleplaying as a liquidity provider for Ripple’s exit strategy.
You’re not going to Valhalla.
You’re going to customer service hell where they “open a ticket” and never reply.
🟠 BUY BITCOIN.
Before XRP makes you sell plasma for gas money.

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